December 2009
26 posts
what? no. →
I’m making an invitation for something, and when you google “rock n roll goddess” a photo of Sarah Palin comes up, FYI.
Further proof that it is a-okay to celebrate the... →
Underqualified →
I just checked online to see if I’m qualified for the UC Davis Master Brewers Program. I’m not.
"Buddy Elf, What's Your Favorite Color?" →
I don’t have caller ID on my work phone, so I can see this working out really well.
I wanted to celebrate 2010 in like, July. Glad I'm... →
“I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers to ever do this shit, and I’m not saying...”
– Diddy. Duh.
My To Do List
What I Planned On Doing On My Day Off Today:
1. 8 loads of laundry.
2. Buy an ugly Christmas sweater for that ugly Sweater party I’m going to.
3. Go to Trader Joe’s.
4. Buy a Christmas present for my dad.
5. Go to my cardio kickboxing class.
6. Get eyebrows waxed.
7. Finish YA novel I’m reading.
What I Actually Did On My Day Off Today:
1. Failed to shower.
2. Watched an...
Lost and Found →
Shouldn’t this be a big enough deal to at least warrant a trending topic on Twitter?
“Actually, I think ‘Dense and Buttery’ might be the perfect name for...”
– MDubbs, after describing the perfect Christmas cookies.
Most Hilarious Christmas Present Ever
This morning I opened my work email and in my inbox was an email from Michael Steele asking for Republican party donations. I’m not sure if this was my Grandma trying to be funny or punishment for unsubscribing to MoveOn.org.
My HORRORscope
Tuesday, December 15
Don’t be afraid to go out and have a little fun with some friends today. There will probably be any number of things that you’ll be eager to discuss with them, and you ought to be able to have a really good time right now. Just be aware that you might benefit from spending a little down time by yourself at some point before the day is through.
Do I go out and...
Strangely, "sassy" really is the perfect adjective... →
Made of Metal →
PLEASE let this tour be in the NYC area on the same day as Lilith Fair. I cannot think of a more hilarious subway ride that could be taken on that day.
Sorry IT department. →
Really? What about the headline “Man Sits On Dead Whale While Sharks Eat It” made me think, click on that ish RIGHT NOW?
Privacy Unsettings
dearoldlove:
Due to a recent breakdown in Facebook’s privacy settings, I’ve finally been forced to realize how in love you really are.
due to the recent breakdown in FB settings, I realized how nutsofutso I was getting with my stalking tendencies and decided to take a little break. I deactivated my account yesterday, reopened it this morning, and then closed it again just now. word of the day:...