January 2010
23 posts
Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you’re running out of time,” the...
– The Onion: Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet (via caro) (via thedeadline)
just walked into my bodega with my roommate, and...
Best DIY ever. →
My Single Girl Trick Martha Coakley Could Have...
I read deadspin about once a week or so just in case a boy brings up sports on a date.
“Oh, I’m watching the fight later. You probably don’t follow boxing.” - dude
“Not really. But I heard Juan Marquez drinks his own pee.” - me
You see what I did there? I memorized an incredibly interesting and disgusting fact about an athlete.
“I’m a big Knicks...
Max from TMZ IS A CENTAUR. →
my roommate and i occasionally dvr TMZ just to watch what Max reports on.
Men of A Certain Age Gets Second Season →
I’ve seen about a dozen commercials for this show, and I always think “Someone should be watching this. Not me, but someone.”
Then my dad told me he saw it and thought it was LAME. Apparently at no point does Scott Bakula travel in time and Admiral Al never appears smoking a cigar.
my HORRORscope
Friday, January 15 You might be feeling a little low-key at the moment, and your thoughts are likely to be primarily focused on the more spiritual side of life. Just realize that it’s not a good time to think about cutting loose and having a little fun right now. It’s a much better time for you to focus your efforts on taking care of others today.
Listen up Google horoscope....
About Crazy
dearoldlove:
I am crazy about you. To be clear: I am crazy. It’s about you.
I don’t know why I thought this was so funny, but it seems like a pretty accurate description of both that beginning part of a relationship when things are going really well and the end of a relationship when things are going the opposite of really well.
It Wasn't Me But... →
This is definitely in my top 5 missed connections ever. Plus, wasn’t “No Pants On The Subway Day” actually Saturday?
Hipster Fro meets Jersey Shore blow out →
I watched this video like 8 times.