How To Steal 101
So my sister was at my apartment this weekend and farted around on my computer for like 20 minutes. When I took it back from her, she had downloaded about 834902849320 cool new songs to my itunes library. I don’t even have limewire or whatever on my mac (give me a break, man. I had a Dell in college. If I even tried to upgrade my AIM or whatever my computer was all like “F NO. I’m out.”)
Anyway, she showed me how to download loads of stuff and, apparently you guys, I was totally out sick the day that ya’ll learned how to download cool music and porn from the internet for free. I was definitely present in class the day we all learned about Napster, but I was absent for the “get bad things for free” lecture.
