SIDE NOTE
Because I never remember who reads this, I was kidding about the pregnancy test. I don’t like, stock up on those or anything.
It’s a lot more fun to reenact that scene from Knocked Up when you think you’re pregnant. I prefer to run down the aisles of Duane Reed screaming like a banshee and then buy 80 different types of tests even though they cost $15 each and about 29 bottles of gatorade so I can pee on every test and hope for a variety of outcomes.
