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It might not be immediately clear from this photo, but this is a jumper. It’s not a mumu you are looking at, there are LEGS to this ENSEMBLE.
Here’s what I want to know. Why didn’t the stylist of this insane LAVintage.com photo shoot give the model directions like “Jump! Think Studio 54! Think 70s moon goddess porn star! Show off the incredible flared pant legs! Roller derbies! Rainbows! Coke!”
Here’s what I do know. Instead of being completely fucking inspired by the insanity of this jump suit, the model thought: “I’m going to look as much like Rumer Willis as possible in this photo. I’m going to make an expression that conveys just how important these clogs are. These clogs are shooting IQ points in the form of rainbows through my body. I’m going to stare boldly into the distance. I’m going to look like I’m thinking important thoughts in this badass jumpsuit.”
